We shall now turn our attention to the more sinister subject of crime. No matter what walk of life you come from, crime plays a dominant part in our everyday lives. With the technology of surveillance and security getting increasingly sophisticated, criminals are having to think of ingenious ways to beat the law. Of course, not all criminals are masterminds. Judging by some exploits, some of them must have thought God had said 'Trains' when he/she was giving out brains, and asked for a slow one! In other words, they are one can short of a six-pack when it comes to the brain department.

The following legends contain the good, the bad, and the most unbelievable criminal capers. But before carrying on, remember crime doesn't pay. Unless you live in America, and play a professional sport that is!